HERE ARE SOME SIGNS THAT YOU ARE INDEED A CONYO
1. The conyo has a "yaya" that serves as an assistant in everything the conyo does. The "yaya" serves the conyo breakfast, does his/her laundry, and etc.
2. The conyo usually goes to Philippine bars like Valkyrie, Prive, and etc. Additionally, bouncers and bartenders know the conyo by name.
3. The conyo does not know how to commute. A conyo usually drives a car or has an everyday driver.
4. A conyo is usually up-to-date with all the Apple products.
5. A conyo's vocabulary usually includes "words" like "BV," "hassle," "tus," "fambam," "sprak," "deins," and etc.
6. If someone invites the conyo to join something, the conyo's usual response would be "G!" "G" means "game" and a conyo doesn't find it cool saying "game."
7. A conyo never loses track of his/her social media accounts. A conyo has a "panic attack" when social media sites, or the internet in general, is down.
8. A conyo usually attends all the music festivals, concerts, and DJ events, here in the Philippines. A conyo never misses out famous and iconic artists.
